Karma's a Bitch

Karma's a bitch someone told me today when they informed me of one of enemy's status in life. Well, no doubt it is in this case; a crazy, evil, psychotic, over-reacting bitch to be precise. Now don't get me wrong. This individual, who has recently been struck by the beast Karma, is my enemy so no doubt they're a bundle of bastard, but enemy or not, I'm a firm believer that the punishment should fit the crime. In this scenario it surely does not.

To be brief (and vague) on this enemy's character, I will state that he is a borderline sociopath. He is a womanizer. He is an elitist. He manipulates. He sows destruction in the lives of everyone who crosses his path. Sometimes I've wondered if perhaps he's a racist even. So, not a good guy. And God knows after how he treated someone dear to me I've wished many an awful curse upon him. I even verbally assaulted him with the wish, "I hope your dick rots off." However, today I have found something out about my enemy which is...he's dying. Yes. He's dying. And one would think I might find some sick pleasure in this but nay I do not. In fact, when I first heard this gruesome news my initial reaction was to cry. He's an ass. Yes. He's my enemy. Yes. But does such an individual deserve death? HELL NO! I mean, aside from the above stated characteristics, he is also very intelligent and a hard worker; basically a good asset to society. He just happens to suffer from psychopathy which prevents him from being able to interact with people in a healthy way. He can't help the way he is. I guess that's why I feel so sorry for him. I know it must be difficult at times for him to be a good person when he was not blessed with the innate moral compass that the vast majority of us possess. And I find myself...sad. Very sad. And it's a confusing emotion. I mean, I can't stand him but I didn't want this to happen to him. It's just...awful. Just awful.

As the deliverer of this news told me that it was karma striking him I have to say that I think karma over-reacted. I mean, if every asshole that took advantage of people was struck with a deadly illness there'd be...well...hardly anyone left. Strike him with poverty. Strike him with limp dick syndrome. Strike him with a car crash that puts him in the hospital for a few weeks so he can think about what he's done...but death? Seems a bit extreme, don't you think, Karma? And that's why I've decided that sometimes shit just happens. I don't know why it happens. But it does. And I can say I'm shaken by this news. I honestly don't even know if I should express these feelings much less put them on this blog. But hardly anyone reads this blog anyways, so what's the harm? But I'm disturbed by this recent development in this individual's life. I've thought of writing him to express my sympathy but thought that would be hypocritical and we all know how I can't stand hypocrites. (See: Um...WHAT!?!?!?) Plus, he'd probably just spit in my eye. And furthermore, just because someone is dying doesn't mean you should excuse the awful acts they've committed but...I don't know. I suppose I still aknowledge he's a bad person but feel sorry for him. And perhaps maybe even some guilt at times for having said so many horrible things to him when last we spoke. Granted they were all true (at least I hope I didn't misjudge him) but...I suppose I'm just a glutton for guilt. And this is really all I have to say about this for now. And as silly, hypocritical, and/or self-righteous this may seem...he will be in my prayers.

Um...WHAT!?!?!?!

Hypocrites. The subject of today's rant. I don't think I'm going out on a limb here when I say that hypocrites are members of society that everyone generally despises. What's to like? They're individuals who go around sowing seeds of slander and suffering whilst going about doing whatever they please. Assholes.

Now I understand it's near impossible to not form an opinion of others. It's as natural as breathing though under the spiritual counseling of Sarah Ingier I have tried to take the approach of having a preference rather than making a judgement. For example, "I would prefer that a certain friend not have stolen my Heart of the Ocean." Not "If I ever find out who stole my Heart of the Ocean I'm going to kill that lying, stealing motherfucker and send them straight to Hell where they belong." Though that may be a more exciting and interesting approach it's not neccesarily the most healthy. So, do not think that I expect people to not form an opinion of others. However, they can sure as hell keep their mouth shut and look to their own business. There are exceptions to this but they involve looking to yourself first.

An example to illustrate my point. One of my exes' girlfriends once told my friend that I was a slut and she assumed this because of how I dressed. Well, of course being a good friend he immediately told her to shut her mouth and that I wasn't a slut. I didn't confront her on this because I know she doesn't know me very well and personally I have bigger fish to fry and God only knows the lies my ex has told her. However, today I was informed by a friend that this girl who had the nerve to call me a slut has a certain recreational activity that involves her going up to guys at parties and saying, "I don't want anything to come of this. I just want to suck you off." And she recently left my ex for another man (which can't say that I blame her there) but here's the kicker- she's not just having sex with this guy, she's having a threesome with him and some other chick. And I'm the whore? Um...WHAT!?!?! (See title) What right has a constant cock sucking, threesome-having individual have to call me a whore just because I like to dress a certain way? I've said this in rants before and I'll say it again: I've only ever kissed 6 guys in my entire life so you can imagine how low the number is concerning other things if I'm that picky who I kiss. Furthermore, if you're a girl and you're going to have a threesome make it two guys and Eiffel Tower away. I mean, if you're going to participate in such a scandalous act do it right. Then again, I can see where it would be nice to have someone in the bedroom for once, besides yourself, that can find the clitoris. But I can't see the appeal two women would have for a man. Now instead of one disatisfied woman he can have two. But I guess that's what the extra girl is there for. To do what most men are completely useless at- giving a woman pleasure.

I'm not entirely certain what the point of this rant is except to say don't be like that bitch. Don't be a little hypocrital cunt. Wait. Excuse me. Prefer, April. Don't judge. *deep breath* I would prefer that you not be a hypocritical cunt. There. Better. Sarah would be so proud.